Silly season, continued

Jim McKenney jimmckenney@jimmckenney.com
Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:11:02 PST
I'm beginning to wonder if I need an eye exam. 

This evening I had some time to kill, so I ducked into the local Borders
book store and wandered over to the gardening section. There I found a
bewildering array of books, about most of which I knew nothing. My eyes
glazed over as I scanned the shelves. I kept looking for something to peek
into for awhile to help pass the time. And then I saw them, three compact
little volumes with mauve pink covers. I thought the title said "bulbs", and
so I pulled one out to take a look. As soon as I got it out from the shelf I
realized I had made a bit of a mistake. The title didn't say "bulbs", it
said  "buds" , specifically marijuana buds. I sort of furtively looked
around to see if anyone was watching, and quickly shoved the book back into
its lair. Then I noticed that it had lots of companions: a good foot of
shelf space seemed to be devoted to this topic. 
Years ago I had a coworker who had heard about my interest in gardening
through the grapevine. Every once in a while he would come over to talk
gardening. He was interested in only one thing: growing plants under high
intensity lights. I think I know what he was trying to grow. Maybe I should
go back to Borders and buy that book for him. Come to think of it, maybe I
should check that book to see if he wrote it. 

Jim McKenney
jimmckenney@jimmckenney.com
Montgomery County, Maryland, USA, USDA zone 7, where our January heat wave
continues and Iris unguicularis has responded by sending up two more
flowers. 
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